A writer should always have some profession which brings him into close contact with the reality's of life.

I've been in New York only a few days and I have learned only two words of your language: one is Swell, and the other is Lousy. ... 'It's swell to be with you and excuse, please, my lousy English!

What I like about Hollywood is that one can get along by knowing two words of English -- SWELL and LOUSY.

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings.

the seat of the greatest patriotic loyalties is in the stomach. Long after giving up all attachment to the land of his birth, the naturalized American citizen holds fast to the food of his parents.

A woman who is loved always has success.

cats will be clean in a pigsty while pigs will be dirty in a marble hall.