The Beatles are dying in the wrong order.

Mike Smith - living proof of the need for ejector seats in helicopters.

According to legend. Telford is so dull that the by-pass was built before the town.

Dying well is part of living well and one day our society will surely recognize that. But I suppose we'll only know that we've reached that promised land on the day that the President of the Voluntary Euthanasia Society begins his address to the Annual General Meeting with the words: 'Tremendous news for the society. It's been our most successful year ever. So successful, indeed, that we now have no members at all.

The Beatles are dying in the wrong order.