I love baseball and I don't want to be part of anything that would cheapen it or vulgarize it.
Losing feels worse than winning feels good.
When I was very small, maybe 8 years old, we had a big radio that stood on four legs, and it had a cross piece underneath it, and I used to take a pillow and crawl under the radio.
It's easier to pick off a fast runner than to pick off a lazy runner.
Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamppost: for support, not illumination.
I was saying on the air: "Victorino used the Twitter and he sent a twit to tell the fans he was coming." Well, the city went hysterical. The sky nearly fell down from laughter. I always thought that if you are going to use Twitter, it's going to be a twit. Why would it be a tweet?