Relationships are a two way street. Not a highway and a bike path.

I happen to know everything there is to know about maple syrup! I love maple syrup. I love maple syrup on pancakes. I love it on pizza. And I take maple syrup and put a little bit in my hair when I've had a rough week. What do you think holds it up, slick?

You think the politicians that run my country and your country don't have guns in the schools their kids go to? They do. And we should be allowed the same rights. Banning guns is like banning forks in an attempt to stop making people fat. Taking away guns, taking away drugs, the booze, it won't rid the world of criminality.

I found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. But if you don't have one, then you are never disappointed. And I gotta tell ya it feels phenomenal.

I've always been a fan of a Johnny Carson because he was so great with an audience and not afraid of self-deprecating humor.

Tattoo on the lower back? Might as well be a bullseye.

I never did anything for free. Other than dancing in clubs. I give that away for nothing.