It's great extremes which leads to great drama and great comedy.

It's grueling never knowing if the audience is going to think you're funny. It's soul-destroying when they don't laugh.

I'm a horrible golfer.

We don't have the right to bear arms because of burglars; we have the right to bear arms to resist the supreme power of a corrupt and abusive government.

To err is human, but to forgive, well that's right on.

I was lucky I always got along with girls. It was never like a big deal. I had a lot of girls that I was friends with that I wasn't sexual with. I think having two older sisters made me comfortable like that. I just like people, so I can just go up and say whatever.

It's well known that the greatest defence against an intruder is the sound of a gun hammer being pulled back.