I could keep trying to do the same kind of comedies. You know how it's going to go, and you can get an audience with it, but then I feel like a hamster on a wheel.

It's great extremes which leads to great drama and great comedy.

I'm a horrible golfer.

Tattoo on the lower back? Might as well be a bullseye.

Banning guns is like banning forks in an attempt to stop making people fat.

I'm a Cubs fan. As a kid, the Cubs were my team.

You don't feel honest on a date, I guess. You don't really get to learn about anyone. You're kind of being polite and you can ask the questions, it's just not a great time for me.