It's really nice that the truth can finally come out.

If an ordinary person parks outside another ordinary person's house for a week, it's considered stalking. If, however, that person is considered newsworthy, it's perfectly legal for paparazzi to do the same thing.

Fate has me highly skilled and loaded with talent.

If I'm not interested in a woman, I'm straight-forward. Right after sex, I usually say, 'I can't do this anymore. Thanks for coming over!'

My father came from nothing, so he believed that people could do anything if they worked hard enough. I think he liked that I chose to be an actor.

As an artist, I can't be responsible for how people interpret material.

My thing was always more character-driven comedies, not sketch comedy - not that there's not room for both or one isn't enjoyable, just my personal taste, I like movies that comedy comes from out of flaws of people, things that are uncomfortable, out of tragedy.