It's really nice that the truth can finally come out.

Well, Columbus wasn't looking for America, my man, but that turned out to be pretty okay for everyone.

I've always been a fan of a Johnny Carson because he was so great with an audience and not afraid of self-deprecating humor.

When you're younger, you feel like work is work and relationships are supposed to be easy. As you get older, you realize you have to work at relationships to make them sustainable.

I have a little piece of advice for all the single guys out there, this is a piece of gold so please write this down. If you have the opportunity to star in a movie, do it. Seriously, I find it's a lot easier to meet girls.

The message of individual liberty and peace is contagious.

If I'm saying a universal truth, but maybe it's something that people don't feel comfortable saying It's a strange take, but at the same time, what you're hitting on is kind of right. You can relate. That's the heart of comedy. You have to have a point of view. You gotta commit. And the more you commit to it, sometimes the funnier it gets.