It's grueling never knowing if the audience is going to think you're funny. It's soul-destroying when they don't laugh.

You think the politicians that run my country and your country don't have guns in the schools their kids go to? They do. And we should be allowed the same rights. Banning guns is like banning forks in an attempt to stop making people fat. Taking away guns, taking away drugs, the booze, it won't rid the world of criminality.

Relationships are a two way street. Not a highway and a bike path.

Any guy hates Valentine's Day. Even if you're in love, you can't win on Valentine's Day. If you're married, you can't win on Valentine's Day. Valentine's Day is like the thing you want to avoid at all costs.

We don't have the right to bear arms because of burglars; we have the right to bear arms to resist the supreme power of a corrupt and abusive government.

Some people really like to get into Twitter, but it's not my thing.

All of us have a lot of sides to ourselves, but the fun thing about being actor is you make one side predominant for the character you're playing.