Just as a wise man can say something foolish, a fool can say something wise.

I've always subscribed to an old Chinese proverb that the palest ink is better than the best memory.

One thing I have seen over and over again in life is that there is virtually no correlation between intelligence and common sense. IQ doesn't seem to translate that way.

When your blood is found at the murder scene, that's the end of the ball game, there's nothing more to say.

Waiting for the conspiracy theorists to tell the truth is a little like leaving the front-porch light on for Jimmy Hoffa.

I'm sure it's very obvious . . . how upset I am with incompetence and the lack of common sense in life. If I can sum up the reason . . . it's that these characteristics are not benign. They are responsible for much, if not most, of the great problems, misery, and injustice in the world.

You might not agree with me, but I always offer a lot of support.