I am available to all women - all women who can afford me, that is.

I don't trust or love anyone. Because people are so creepy. Creepy creepy creeps. Creeping around. Creeping here and creeping there. Creeping everywhere.

I'm the happiest the saddest guy in the world can be.

If I gain support, the support doesn't seem to mean anything. It's not like anyone really cares about me.

I stopped painting in 1990 at the peak of my success just to deny people my beautiful paintings. And I did it out of spite.

I would be delighted to show my film in the Viennale. I do not offer press kits. I do not offer stills. I do not offer screeners. I do not offer DVD's. I do not offer posters. I require a first-class flight to bring the print however I do not offer any photo ops or press exchange in any way. My fee for showing my film is $35,000 dollars US.

I want to thank Gus Van Sant for selling out so that I could use his editor Curtis Clayton, who did a great job.