I was offered 'I'm A Celebrity...' for a lot of money, but I don't like the level of degradation.

My parents split when I was 13. For a youngster, it's quite devastating. One minute you're all happy families, then everything changes.

After 'Big Brother,' people came up to me in the street shouting, 'You woz robbed!'

There's good action stars. I'm a bad-guy action star. What disappoints me is when you all of a sudden you get a good action star and then he wants to play a comedy with kids, you know? That upsets me, and that's not being true to your fans.

If all else fails, you could wait for the first corner and tie his dreadlocks to the goalpost.

Football became my life at five or six. The earliest memory I have is of playing in my first boots, a pair of black and white Alan Balls. It was 1970, four years after the World Cup, and I scored three goals at school.

There are a few YouTube clips of me singing at The King's Head in Santa Monica, so you can see how bad I am.