Surely it was time someone invented a new plot, or that the author came out from the bushes.
Virginia Woolfmadam," the man cried, leaping to the ground, "you're hurt!" "I'm dead, sir!" she replied. A few minutes later, they became engaged.
Virginia WoolfOne has to secrete a jelly in which to slip quotations down people's throats - and one always secretes too much jelly.
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