A feminist is any woman who tells the truth about her life

In people's eyes, in the swing, tramp, and trudge; in the bellow and uproar; the carriages, motor cars, omnibuses, vans, sandwich men shuffling and swinging; brass bands; barrel organs; in the triumph and the jingle and the strange high singing of some aeroplane overhead was what she loved; life; London; this moment in June.

I prefer men to cauliflowers

He lay on his chair with his hands clasped above his paunch not reading, or sleeping, but basking like a creature gorged with existence.

Why does Samuel Butler say, 'Wise men never say what they think of women'? Wise men never say anything else apparently.

I like people to be unhappy because I like them to have souls.

Nothing, I know, had any chance against death.