They are mad men (Jews), but you should not burn them for that.

God is not on the side of the big battalions, but on the side of those who shoot best.

Now, now my good man, this is no time to be making enemies." (Voltaire on his deathbed in response to a priest asking him that he renounce Satan.)

The most genuine and efficacious charity is that which greases the paws of the priests; such charity covers a multitude of sins.

Love is a cloth which imagination embroiders.

When he who hears does not know what he who speaks means, and when he who speaks does not know what he himself means, that is philosophy.

We look to Scotland for all our ideas of civilisation.