Paradise is where I am

If there were only one religion in England there would be danger of despotism, if there were two, they would cut each other's throats, but there are thirty, and they live in peace and happiness.

No one is ignorant that our character and turn of mind are intimately connected with the water-closet.

Originality is nothing but judicious imitation. The most original writers borrowed one from another.

Your destiny is that of a man, your vows those of a god.

Men argue. Nature acts.

There's scarce a point whereon mankind agree - So well as in their boast of killing me; I boast of nothing, but when I've a mind - I think I can be even with mankind