No, nothing has the power to part me from you; our love is based upon virtue, and will last as long as our lives.

If there were no God, it would have been necessary to invent him.

Men are in general so tricky, so envious, and so cruel that when we find one who is only weak, we are too happy.

But for what purpose was the earth formed?" asked Candide. "To drive us mad," replied Martin.

The best government is a benevolent tyranny tempered by an occasional assassination.

The only way to comprehend what mathematicians mean by Infinity is to contemplate the extent of human stupidity.

I hate women because they always know where things are.