The first clergyman was the first rascal who met the first fool.

There are some that only employ words for the purpose of disguising their thoughts.

It was decided by the university of Coimbre that the sight of several persons being slowly burned in great ceremony is an infallible secret for preventing earthquakes.

Inspiration: A peculiar effect of divine flatulence emitted by the Holy Spirit which hisses into the ears of a few chosen of God.

What is tolerance? It is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other's folly - that is the first law of nature.

It is said that the present is pregnant with the future.

Liberty of thought is the life of the soul.