The first clergyman was the first rascal who met the first fool.

If there’s life on other planets, then the earth is the Universe’s insane asylum.

Which is more dangerous: fanaticism or atheism? Fanaticism is certainly a thousand times more deadly; for atheism inspires no bloody passion whereas fanaticism does; atheism is opposed to crime and fanaticism causes crimes to be committed.

History is the study of the world's crime

The son of God is the same as the son of man; the son of man is the same as the son of God. God, the father, is the same as Christ, the son; Christ, the son, is the same as God, the father. This language may appear confused to unbelievers, but Christians will readily understand it.

Wherever my travels may lead, paradise is where I am.

There are men who can think no deeper than a fact.