England has forty-two religions and only two sauces.

Ice-cream is exquisite - what a pity it isn't illegal.

A physician is an unfortunate gentleman who is every day required to perform a miracle; namely to reconcile health with intemperance.

In the case of news, we should always wait for the sacrament of confirmation.

Let us meet four times a year in a grand temple with music, and thank God for all his gifts. There is one sun. There is one God. Let us have one religion. Then all mankind will be brethren.

The policy of man consists, at first, in endeavoring to arrive at a state equal to that of animals, whom nature has furnished with food, clothing, and shelter.

If you want good laws, burn those you have and make new ones.