I hate women because they always know where things are.

Meditation is the dissolution of thoughts in Eternal awareness or Pure consciousness without objectification, knowing without thinking, merging finitude in infinity.

He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend; provided, of course, he really is dead.

When his highness sends a ship to Egypt, does he trouble his head whether the mice on board are at their ease or not?

Animals have these advantages over man: they never hear the clock strike, they die without any idea of death, they have no theologians to instruct them, their last moments are not disturbed by unwelcome and unpleasant ceremonies, their funerals cost them nothing, and no one starts lawsuits over their wills.

Christianity is the most ridiculous, the most absurd and bloody religion that has ever infected the world.

When you arise in the morning, give thanks for the morning light, for your life and strength. Give thanks for your food, and the joy of living. Tecumseh Appreciation is a wonderful thing; it makes what is excellent in others belong to us as well.