It is the triumph of superior reason to live with folks who don't have any.
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
I advise you to go on living solely to enrage those who are paying your annuities. It is the only pleasure I have left.
Those who think are excessively few; and those few do not set themselves to disturb the world.
The secret of being a bore... is to tell everything.
There are men who can think no deeper than a fact.