Being a bird ain't all about flying and shitting from high places.

When his highness sends a ship to Egypt, does he trouble his head whether the mice on board are at their ease or not?

Exaggeration, the inseparable companion of greatness.

Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not made them a pleasure as well as a necessity.

The Jews have always been waiting for a Messiah, but their Messiah is for them only, not for us, a Messiah ho will give them mastery over the Christians.

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent Him.

Anyone who seeks to destroy the passions instead of controlling them is trying to play the angel.