Christianity is the most ridiculous, the most absurd and bloody religion that has ever infected the world.
VoltaireIt is not sufficient to see and to know the beauty of a work. We must feel and be affected by it.
VoltaireThe flowery style is not unsuitable to public speeches or addresses, which amount only to compliment. The lighter beauties are in their place when there is nothing more solid to say; but the flowery style ought to be banished from a pleading, a sermon, or a didactic work.
VoltaireThe sentiment of justice is so natural, and so universally acquired by all mankind, that it seems to be independent of all law, all party, all religion.
VoltaireThe man who says to me, "Believe as I do, or God will damn you," will presently say, "Believe as I do, or I shall assassinate you."
VoltaireYou see, Mademoiselle, I have experience, I know the world. To pass the time, why don't you ask every passenger to tell you his life's story? And if there is a single one among them who has never cursed his life, who has not often told himself that he was the unhappiest of men, then you may throw me overboard, headfirst!
VoltaireAll is a miracle. The stupendous order of nature, the revolution of a hundred millions of worlds around a million of stars, the activity of light, the life of all animals, all are grand and perpetual miracles.
VoltaireWhat is faith? Is it to believe that which is evident? No. It is perfectly evident to my mind that there exists a necessary, eternal, supreme, and intelligent being. This is no matter of faith, but of reason.
VoltaireSuch then is the human condition, that to wish greatness for one's country is to wish harm to one's neighbors.
VoltaireHistory is filled with the sound of silken slippers going downstairs and wooden shoes coming up.
VoltaireAlas...I too have known love, that ruler of hearts, that soul of our soul: it's never brought me anything except one kiss and twenty kicks in the rump. How could such a beautiful cause produce such an abominable effect on you?
VoltaireHe was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend; provided, of course, he really is dead.
VoltaireFanaticism, to which men are so much inclined, has always served not only to render them more brutalized but more wicked.
VoltaireDoctors put drugs of which they know little into bodies of which they know less for diseases of which they know nothing at all.
VoltaireIn general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one class of citizens to give to another.
VoltaireEvery sensible man, every honest man, must hold the Christian sect in horror. But what shall we substitute in its place? you say. What? A ferocious animal has sucked the blood of my relatives. I tell you to rid yourselves of this beast, and you ask me what you shall put in its place ?
VoltaireLet us read, and let us dance โ these two amusements will never do any harm to the world.
VoltaireWar is the greatest of all crimes; and yet there is no aggressor who does not color his crime with the pretext of justice.
VoltaireIt is an infantile superstition of the human spirit that virginity would be thought a virtue and not the barrier that separates ignorance from knowledge.
VoltaireNo one is ignorant that our character and turn of mind are intimately connected with the water-closet.
VoltaireIf the bookseller happens to desire a privilege for his merchandise, whether he is selling Rabelais or the Fathers of the Church, the magistrate grants the privilege without answering for the contents of the book. - Voltaire (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire
VoltaireMadness is to think of too many things in succession too fast, or of one thing too exclusively.
VoltaireThe supposed right of intolerance is absurd and barbaric. It is the right of the tiger; nay, it is far worse, for tigers do but tear in order to have food, while we rend each other for paragraphs.
VoltaireHistory is only the pattern of silken slippers descending the stairs to the thunder of hobnailed boots climbing upward from below.
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