There can be no happiness without good health
A clergyman is one who feels himself called upon to live without working at the expense of the rascals who work to live.
The ear is the avenue to the heart.
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered.
Those who think are excessively few; and those few do not set themselves to disturb the world.
If you want to kill Christianity you must abolish Sunday.