When you are angry, you make bad decisions in direct proportion to the level of your anger.

My own military background is wholly un-distinguished. I was a sergeant.

I love to write humor. If I could make a living doing it that is all I would write.

Without discipline a body of men becomes rabble. Rabble dies, either on the battlefield or in a POW camp.

An author's characters do what he wants them to do.

I love to write humor. If I could make a living doing it that is all I would write. The happiest period of my life is when I was writing the sequels to "MASH". I was able to ridicule everyone.

Argentina has the best bird shooting in the world.