Perhaps there is only one cardinal sin: impatience. Because of impatience we were driven out of Paradise, because of impatience we cannot return.

The only reason the Protestants and Catholics have given up the idea of universal domination is because they've realised they can't get away with it.

Most people enjoy the sight of their own handwriting as they enjoy the smell of their own farts.

To save your world you asked this man to die; would this man, could he see you now, ask why?

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street.

To be free is often to be lonely.

My face looks like a wedding-cake left out in the rain.