Someone once described the pitching of a no-hit game as like catching lighting in a bottle.

I am an old-fashioned storyteller. I try to make people laugh and cry. A fiction writer's duty is to entertain. If you can sneak in something profound or symbolic, so much the better.

At one time I'd been to every park except Baltimore and Houston, but can't even keep track of who plays where these days.

Someone once described the pitching of a no-hit game as like catching lighting in a bottle.

Basketball is the worst sport. They need to raise the basket at least two feet.

Use your imagination. Trust me, your lives are not interesting. Don't write them down.

I became exclusively an American League fan when they instituted the DH rule, and will remain so until the National League moves out of the dark ages.