Use your imagination. Trust me, your lives are not interesting. Don't write them down.

After the strike, I lost interest. In reality, neither players nor owners care in the least about the fans. The greed of both factions has destroyed baseball's credibility, at least for the present.

Heroes don't need to talk about what they did.

Syzygy, inexorable, pancreatic, phantasmagoria - anyone who can use those four words in one sentence will never have to do manual labor.

My intuition told me that it was the grass that was important.Now it glows parrot-green, cool as mint, soft as moss, lying there like a cashmere blanket.

I became exclusively an American League fan when they instituted the DH rule, and will remain so until the National League moves out of the dark ages.

[I] Played a little softball, but there was nowhere on the field it was safe for me to be.