When the enterprising burglar isn't burgling; When the cut-throat isn't occupied in crime; He loves to hear the little brook a-gurgling; And listen to the merry village chime.
W. S. GilbertThe idiot who praises, with enthusiastic tone, All centuries but this, and every country but his own.
W. S. GilbertWhen every blessed thing you have is made of silver, or of gold, you long for simple pewter.
W. S. Gilbert