The secret to life is meaningless unless you discover it yourself.

In religion above all things the only thing of use is an objective truth. The only God that is of use is a being who is personal, supreme and good, and whose existence is as certain as that two and two make four.

Women's hearts are like old china, none the worse for a break or two.

It's always difficult to make conversation with a drunk, and there's no denying it, the sober are at a disadvantage with him.

Art is merely the refuge which the ingenious have invented, when they were supplied with food and women, to escape the tediousness of life.

A Unitarian very earnestly disbelieves what everyone else believes.

We are not the same persons this year as last; nor are those we love. It is a happy chance if we, changing, continue to love a changed person.