"Do you like card tricks?" "No, I hate card tricks," I answered. "Well, I`ll just show you this one." He showed me three.

Impropriety is the soul of wit.

The future will one day be the present and will seem as unimportant as the present does now.

I would sooner read a timetable or a catalog than nothing at all.

One can be very much in love with a woman without wishing to spend the rest of one's life with her.

Sometimes people carry to such perfection the mask they have assumed that in due course they actually become the person they seem.

D'you call life a bad job? Never! We've had our ups and downs, we've had our struggles, we've always been poor, but it's been worth it, ay, worth it a hundred times I say when I look round at my children.