They say a woman always remembers her first lover with affection; but perhaps she does not always remember him.

My own belief is that there is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror.

I don't know why it is that the religious never ascribe common sense to God.

Success. I don't believe it has any effect on me. For one thing I always expected it.

[Money] is the string with which a sardonic destiny directs the motions of its puppets.

Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to have nothing whatsoever to do with it.

The trouble is that thinking looks like loafing. Who wants to pay people for daydreaming?