People ask for criticism, but they only want praise.

Illusions are like umbrellas - you no sooner get them than you lose them, and the loss always leaves a little painful wound.

There is only one thing about which I am certain, and this is that there is very little about which one can be certain

A Unitarian very earnestly disbelieves what everyone else believes.

There's always one who loves and one who lets himself be loved.

Usage is the only test. I prefer a phrase that is easy and unaffected to a phrase that is grammatical.

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she's worth all she costs you.