I'm afraid you've thought me a bigger fool than I am.

I daresay one profits more by the mistakes one makes off one's own bat than by doing the right thing on somebody's else advice.

In heaven, when the blessed use the telephone they will say what they have to say and not a word besides.

The great man is too often all of a piece; it is the little man that is a bundle of contradictory elements. He is inexhaustible. You never come to the end of the surprises he has in store for you.

They say a woman always remembers her first lover with affection; but perhaps she does not always remember him.

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally.

It seems that the creative faculty and the critical faculty cannot exist together in their highest perfection.