We didn't think much in the air corps of a fellow who wangled a cushy job out of his C.O. by buttering him up. It was hard for me to believe that God thought much of a man who tried to wangle salvation by fulsome flattery. I should have thought the worship most pleasing to him was to do your best according to your lights.
W. Somerset MaughamWhat makes old age hard to bear is not the failing of one's faculties, mental and physical, but the burden of one's memories.
W. Somerset MaughamIn heaven, when the blessed use the telephone they will say what they have to say and not a word besides.
W. Somerset Maugham