Perhaps the most important use of money - It saves time. Life is so short, and there's so much to do, one can't afford to waste a minute; and just think how much you waste, for instance, in walking from place to place instead of going by bus and in going by bus instead of by taxi.

If forty million people say a foolish thing it does not become a wise one.

By the time a man notices that he is no longer young, his youth has long since left him.

To acquire the habit of reading is to construct for yourself a refuge from almost all the miseries of life.

If you want to eat well in England, eat three breakfasts.

I'm afraid you've thought me a bigger fool than I am.

Music-hall songs provide the dull with wit, just as proverbs provide them with wisdom.