When things are at their worst, I find something always happens.

It is well to remember that grammar is common speech formulated.

Tolerance is only another name for indifference.

There are men who are possessed by an urge so strong to do some particular thing that they can't help themselves, they've got to do it. They're prepared to sacrifice everything to satisfy their yearning.

Comedy appeals to the collective mind of the audience and this grows fatigued; while farce appeals to a more robust organ, their collective belly.

At a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely.

Death doesn't affect the living because it has not happened yet. Death doesn't concern the dead because they have ceased to exist.