I do things, and other people laugh at them. I rarely know what the joke is supposed to be or why they're laughing.

I have been vain since birth. I expected other people to like what I did, although my vanity has definitely diminished over the years.

There's nothing regular about my life at all, really. I don't keep a regular schedule and every day is different. It's all rather chaotic.

We are not what we seem. We are more than what we seem. The actor knows that. And because the actor knows that hidden inside himself there's a wizard and a king, he also knows that when he's playing himself in his daily life, he's playing a part, he's performing, just as he's performing when he plays a part on stage.

Patriotism is considered to be an emotion a person ought to feel. But why? Why is it nobler to love your own country than to love someone else's?

'The Princess Bride' is by far the most popular film I've ever done. I don't think I'll ever top it.

I have more free time than a lot of individuals, so, instead of talking, I sometimes write.