You're always fighting the contradiction between the supposed intimacy of a two-person conversation and the blunt reality that you're trying to sell the play to people who are sitting maybe too far away from you.

'The Princess Bride' is by far the most popular film I've ever done. I don't think I'll ever top it.

Who says one instance of writing has anything in common with another instance?

You know, I haven't written as much as most other writers. Certainly maybe those who keep a more regular schedule accomplish more.

I'm not proud to be me, I'm not excited to be me, but I find that I am me, and like most other individuals, I send out little signals; I tell everyone else how everything looks from where I am.

Escape before it’s too late.

I have been vain since birth.