Adventure is where you find it, any place, every place, except at home in the rocking chair.
If you don't know what else to do, drink beer.
Remember that although they may speak a different language, they are still the same kind of people as the folks you know at home, have the same mental processes, are just as kindly and just as friendly. Remember that, quit talking and start over again - in pantomime.
Just as all the world loves a lover, it has been my experience that all the world loves a trailerite.