I usually learn more from the situations I hate than the ones I love.
Love stories are probably all Ive ever been able to write or want to write.
Love comes in far more shapes and sizes than what the family-values crowd condones, of course.
Life is a whoopee cushion, a chair pulled away just as you were taking a seat.
I cried because I had no shoes. Then I met a man who had no feet.
I love the most the students with troubled lives.