A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as plain as the nose on your face.

I am interested in entertaining people, in bringing pleasure, particularly laughter, to others, rather than being concerned with "expressing" myself with obscure creative impressions.

Crowded classrooms and half-day sessions are a tragic waste of our greatest national resource - the minds of our children.

Women are the best judges of anything we turn out. Their taste is very important. They are the theatergoers; they are the ones who drag the men in. If the women like it, to heck with the men.

I've always had a feeling that any time you can experiment, you ought to do it. Because you never know what will happen.

A man should never neglect his family for business.

The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.