We allow no geniuses around our Studio.

There's nothing funnier than the human animal.

You little fool. You thought you could defeat the most powerful being on Earth.

Always fight for quality, whether giving or receiving.

If I haven't thought about six impossible things before breakfast, I consider the day wasted.

God wisely designed the human body so that we can neither pat our own backs nor kick ourselves too easily. The more you like yourself, the less you are like anyone else, which makes you unique.

To all who come to this happy place: Welcome. Disneyland is your land. Here age relives fond memories of the past, and here youth may savor the challenge and promise of the future. Disneyland is dedicated to the ideals, the dreams, and the hard facts that have created America; with the hope that it will be a source of joy and inspiration to all the world.