Thar's only two possibilities: Thar is life out there in the universe which is smarter than we are, or we're the most intelligent life in the universe. Either way, it's a mighty sobering thought. (Porkypine)

You want to cut down air pollution? Cut down the original source... Breathin!

You got to be yourself, you got to discard all the bull and get YOU across ... and get what you have to say across.

If I could only write, I'd write a nasty letter to the mayor, if he could only read.

Some is more equal than others, as is well known. (Tammananny Tiger)

Twenty Percent of Zero is Better than Nothing.

Looking back on things, the view always improves.