Thank goodness modern convenience is a thing of the remote future.
We are confronted with insurmountable opportunities.
The best break anybody ever gets is in bein' alive in the first place. An' you don't unnerstan' what a perfect deal it is until you realizes that you ain't gone be stuck with it forever, either.
What's good about March? Well, for one thing, it keeps February and April apart.
Some is more equal than others, as is well known. (Tammananny Tiger)
Eventually every man gotta face the problem of tryin' to figger if it's worthwhile to prove that he is himself.