Twenty Percent of Zero is Better than Nothing.
Thank goodness modern convenience is a thing of the remote future.
The best break anybody ever gets is in bein' alive in the first place. An' you don't unnerstan' what a perfect deal it is until you realizes that you ain't gone be stuck with it forever, either.
What's good about March? Well, for one thing, it keeps February and April apart.
A lump in the throat is worth two on the head.
Women aren't as mere as they used to be.