A parade is the worst form of transportation known to man.
A lump in the throat is worth two on the head.
If I could only write, I'd write a nasty letter to the mayor, if he could only read.
We are confronted with insurmountable opportunities.
Looking back on things, the view always improves.
The best break anybody ever gets is in bein' alive in the first place. An' you don't unnerstan' what a perfect deal it is until you realizes that you ain't gone be stuck with it forever, either.