If you are sure you understand everything that is going on, you are hopelessly confused.

I said I didn't want to spend most of my life in Holidays Inns, but I've checked and they've all been redecorated. They're marvelous places to stay and I've thought it over and that's where I'd like to be.

I've traveled more this year than any other living human being, and if I'd traveled any more I wouldn't be living.

Let's tell the truth. Mr. Reagan will raise taxes, and so will I. He won't tell you. I just did.

The Queen of England is Defender of the Faith but the President of the United States is Defender of the Constitution, which defends all faiths.

There will be no veterans of World War III.

Bill Proxmire represents almost the last of one of America's most remarkable generations.