I never played a perfect 18 holes. There is no such thing. I expect to make at least seven mistakes a round. Therefore, when I make a bad shot, I don't worry about it. It is just one of the seven.

You're only here for a short visit. Don't hurry, don't worry. And be sure to smell the flowers along the way.

Here Eddie, hold the flag while I putt out.

That's the easiest 69 I ever made.

He may have gone to bed three hours ago, but he knows who he is playing. You can rest assured that he hasn't slept a wink.

My dear, did you ever stop to think what a wonderful bunker you would make?

I never wanted to be a millionaire. I just wanted to live like one.