Every golfer can expect to have four bad shots in a round and when you do, just put them out of your mind. This, of course is hard to do when you've had them and you're not even off the first tee.

It takes six years to make a golfer: three to learn the game, then another three to unlearn all you have learned in the first three years. You might be a golfer when you arrive at that stage, but more likely you are just starting.

What a shame to waste those great shots on the practice tee.

Hurry up Gene, I got a date tonight.

Give me a man with big hands and big feet and no brains and I'll make a golfer out of him.

If you worry about the ones you missed, you are going to keep missing them.

It is the addition of strangeness to beauty that constitutes the romantic character in art.