Hurry up Gene, I got a date tonight.

It is the addition of strangeness to beauty that constitutes the romantic character in art.

The course is playing the players instead of the players playing the course.

Short putts are missed because it is not physically possible to make the little ball travel over uncertain ground for three or four feet with any degree of regularity.

It takes six years to make a golfer: three to learn the game, then another three to unlearn all you have learned in the first three years. You might be a golfer when you arrive at that stage, but more likely you are just starting.

You're only here for a short visit. Don't hurry, don't worry. And be sure to smell the flowers along the way.

Trouble shots are surprisingly easy if you activate your imagination. You simply must be able to imagine exactly what flight the ball will take before you can play any shot well.