In the age of networked everything, life moves sideways and covers lots of ground while barely touching the earth.
Walter KirnThe best anti-depressant pill for me would be one the size of a house so you could drop it on me and put me out of my misery.
Walter KirnThe strange anthropological lesson of social media is that human beings, if given a choice, often prefer to socialise alone.
Walter KirnHe knows, as all the cleverest ones do, that no human being is so interesting that he can't make himself more interesting still by acting retarded at random intervals.
Walter Kirnrealized that at a level I'd never been conscious we'd been engaged in a game of wits for years. I suppose most writer-subject pairings are like that. Of course, I'd set aside my plan to write about him [Clark Rockfeller] as soon as I'd gotten to know him some, but now I'd resumed that intention.
Walter Kirn